I am the fool and I know it. I know it cos like the dog, I keep playing the game fetch. A dog just can’t resist playing fetch.
With my tongue all out and that stupid grin on my face, i’m always eager and ever ready for a game of fetch. I never tire of it. Such a fool. Even after knowing all I’ll ever be is the best dog to play fetch with. I’m no good; except for fetch.
I know I aint a German Shepherd, or any of them mastiffs that make me withdraw into the shadows. And perhaps, might never morph into one. But I’ got my own tricks too…
[Stares longinly into audience]
The fuck am I doing?
[drops mic]
[Withdraws backstage]
[grabs mic]
Oh dear, there he goes again. My insecured self.